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The next suitable person you’re in a light conversation with, stop suddenly in the middle of the conversation and look at the person closely and say, “What’s wrong?” You say it in a concerned way. He’ll say, “What do you mean?” You say, “Something’s wrong. I can tell. What is it?” And he’ll look stunned and say, “How did you know?” He doesn’t realize something’s always wrong, with everybody. Often more than one thing. He doesn’t know everybody’s always going around all the time with something wrong and believing they’re exerting great willpower and control to keep other people, for whom they think nothing’s ever wrong, from seeing it.
The Pale King, David Foster Wallace  (via alighthouseofwords)

Guys just ask a girl out if you’re at all interested. She might have been dared by her friend to say yes to everything that weekend, you never know.

Just downloaded a self-confidence app basically narrated by her.

Just downloaded a self-confidence app basically narrated by her.

norogernoparty:

Wimbledon, 2036

The mixed doubles champions are Federer/Federer
The runners up are Federer/Federer

The women’s doubles champions are Federer/Federer

The men’s doubles champions are Federer/Federer

The women’s singles champion is Federer
The runner up is Federer

The men’s singles champion is Federer
The runner up is Federer

The master plan is finally complete.