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While I will admit that she looks like the retarded french fry girl from
Puff, Puff, Pass here, Kelly Osbourne calling Lady Gaga ugly is the most lolz-worthy statement of the year.

Power ain’t power if you have to dress up to get it.
LOL, business school. What is it about you that attracts assholes?

Racism, once eroticized, proves remarkably profitable.
— Christopher Kendall, Gay Male Pornography: An Issue of Sex Discrimination

In addition to all the war toys that train little boys to be cannon fodder and/or gun collectors, and the makeup kits and dolls that train little girls to be sex objects and/or moms, the overall message is about regarding yourself and everyone else you know as a commodity to be bought and sold.
— Susan J. Douglas, “Where the Girls Are”

If we talk about violence against women, my hope is we don’t talk about it as petty gossip but as a social illness that must end. So if that’s what’s going on, then we need to all be aware this is a problem that goes from the Congo to Hollywood and everywhere in between.
— Kerry Washington, via
People
Jesus Christ, Saudi Arabia.
…poor Africa.

Romantic love has also been shown to have a close link to neurological activity, with scans showing that it has similar effect to cocaine on our brains.